I don't think I know anyone by that name... Not that I can think of (Sorry Dick, if you're out there and I've forgotten about you ❤️)🙄 Actually, I don't even think I've ever talked to a Dick. Sad fact 😕 I wouldn't mind tho. I mean I like games, so I sure wouldn't mind playing with a Dick 🙄 If it's a nice Dick of cource. I wouldn't be comfortable with a Dick that only hangs out with assholes. That just generates shitty Dicks 😣 But if I ever find a Dick that suits me, it's gonna have to be one of those softy ones you know. Cause I'm kind of a gentle soul myself, so a hard one just wouldn't fit.
It's not like I've been busy lookin, but the past few years I've gotten to know a lot of people from around the world, so you wouldn't be surprised if I'd come head to head with a nice Dick somewhere. And please don't get me wrong. I understand that I might sound a bit picky, but I could probably get along with most Dicks. Fast Dicks, slow Dicks, long or short Dicks, or even a real PHAT one! Or maybe just a small ('m working on not being judgemental).
All in all, I'm really just askin that it's not a dumb Dick, not to loud of a Dick and a Dick that's enjoyable to play with. Preferably not a smelly Dick either. Cause who wants a smelly, boring Dick, am I right? 😒
Cause hey, it's not easy finding decent Dicks these days. So for the ones of you who've got a good Dick in your life, keep em' close, and care for them! Even if they're just decent Dicks too. Even the most moderate of Dicks are worthy of love too you know.
And even if I'm still in short of at least one nice Dick myself, I've met a bunch of other greats in my day, but who knows. Maybe one day I'll run face first into that perfect Dick 😇 Like, one I can get close to, feel safe enought to really open up to, and really let in! You know a Dick you hardly can get enough of. A Dick, that is so good that you don't wanna let go. I'd hold that bugger close and squeeze him real hard, and never let go.
So here I'm sitting "In på småtimmarna" as the Swedes say, and thinking about how nice it could be to play with Dick all night (Or if in a bit of a more energized mood, Dicks)... But theeeeen reality makes itself known 😑 and one realizes that one's gotta get some shut-eye 😴
Allt gott! <3
It's not like I've been busy lookin, but the past few years I've gotten to know a lot of people from around the world, so you wouldn't be surprised if I'd come head to head with a nice Dick somewhere. And please don't get me wrong. I understand that I might sound a bit picky, but I could probably get along with most Dicks. Fast Dicks, slow Dicks, long or short Dicks, or even a real PHAT one! Or maybe just a small ('m working on not being judgemental).
All in all, I'm really just askin that it's not a dumb Dick, not to loud of a Dick and a Dick that's enjoyable to play with. Preferably not a smelly Dick either. Cause who wants a smelly, boring Dick, am I right? 😒
Cause hey, it's not easy finding decent Dicks these days. So for the ones of you who've got a good Dick in your life, keep em' close, and care for them! Even if they're just decent Dicks too. Even the most moderate of Dicks are worthy of love too you know.
And even if I'm still in short of at least one nice Dick myself, I've met a bunch of other greats in my day, but who knows. Maybe one day I'll run face first into that perfect Dick 😇 Like, one I can get close to, feel safe enought to really open up to, and really let in! You know a Dick you hardly can get enough of. A Dick, that is so good that you don't wanna let go. I'd hold that bugger close and squeeze him real hard, and never let go.
So here I'm sitting "In på småtimmarna" as the Swedes say, and thinking about how nice it could be to play with Dick all night (Or if in a bit of a more energized mood, Dicks)... But theeeeen reality makes itself known 😑 and one realizes that one's gotta get some shut-eye 😴
Allt gott! <3
