Ye, the second biggest Avenger? That guy. Why in that guys ass are we calling it social distancing?! 😤(#segway)
First of all, we're all a bunch of humans, right? We've known that for a while now, ever since Newton was out with that kite in a thunderstorm (No), we've known. There is no reason to distance ourselves socially, so why call it what it's definitely not? Listen, I'm about to say a lot of shit that might (just might) sound like I know what I'm talkin about, buuut don't be fooled! I don't. But what the hell...
So we're socially tuned creatures, right? No news there either. But this immunesystem of ours (heard of it? Otherwise, read a freakin book once in a while >.<) that we never talk about, is kind of a social thing too 🤝. See, when our brain notices that we're not around people no more, it tells the immunesystem to chill the fuck down (Take it from all our fav baldie boss: Dr Phil!) and stop being on the allert all the time. When the body realizes it's lonely, it takes that as proof of not having to spend as much focus and energy on keepin our viral guard up as much. So why social distancing?🤔
Secondly, that sweet sweet immunesystem I just mentioned (omg, sooo sweet tho :3), needs to be worked on 💪 Don't get me wrong, it kinda works anyway, but wayyy better with for example... Lets say.... EXERSIZE!! We've heard a lot about washing our hands and not sneezing in each others faces (like doing that was the norm before?🙄), but there's not a lot of talk about neither takin vitamins (Seems like C, D and apparently Zink's very immportant when it comes to Covid-19. Take it from another baldie boss: Joe Rogan) or just getting that good ol' heart a good pumpin 💓
But hey, as I said before, I don't know shit. I'm just a ranty Svenne banan that thinks about stuff that I've.... Thought of? Still, point being that there's much more to this whole pandemic shiet that we're not being told, inspired and encuraged to do. Like for example NOT socially distancing, since clearly we shouldn't! We should physically (not the same thang 🤠) distance, wash our hands and not sneeze in each others faces (again...: Duuh 🙄), but we need to be with each other. We need social interaction and to connect with other people 👋👂😆 (or 💋👉👌😮💗. Who knows. Not me🤥).
In conclusion: We should ditch the social distancing thing, and start talking more about acctually doing what we can to keep up our social LIFE. Don't get me wrong, I know the changing of a word won't change the effect of a pandemic in any grander sence, but it wouldn't hurt to stop confusing people with using an incorrect one. You don't have to kiss. You don't have to hug. You don't even have to sneeze in someones face 😤 (Did I mention that before?). Just clean your hands, hang out a bit and maybe give a shoulder rub (that way you can more easily deliver the sneezes to the neck instead).
So go grab a butt (IF the butt wants it. Consent people!) and talk to someone. Maybe even the butt, (butts do need attention too), or at least the owner of the butt. Your immunesystems will appreciate it (if you're not sick of cource 🤒). Also, feel free to ask a friend out for a walk in the sun (or rain, whatever😑), or maybe even make it a run!💪 (clearly you don't run with your arms, but that was the best emoji available😑). Your butt will thank you for it!!
So hey, physical distancing my friends, not humane distancing.
Allt gott! <3
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